UU Jokes

One of the best things about UUs is our self-deprecating sense of humour. In fact, for all our intellectualism and traces of elitism, if we didn't make fun of ourselves so much, we would be UUnbearable! ;) The following is one randomly selected joke from our collection.

A man walks into the ladies department of Macy's, and shyly says to the woman behind the counter "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" the clerk responded.

"Type?" asks the man. "What types are there?"

"Well" replies the clerk "there are many shapes, sizes and colors of bras, but there are really only three types, the Catholic type, the Salvation Army type and the Unitarian type."

"What's the difference between them?" asks the man.

The clerk replies "It's really quite simple you see. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen and the Unitarian type makes mountains out of molehills."


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